espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips.
― (via peakehboo)